developing duck hunting dictionary

[hotshot]

a few to get things started.

Piddleflinking: when birds circle and circle the decoys without landing, driving you crazy and your leg is nolonger able to be felt because of the awkward position you are in....
Example: I wish those birds would wuit piddleflinking around and land.
Aws: you get set up 5 minutes too late and the birds buzz your dekkes only to fly off. You have a case of the aws.
other example. wind shifts after sunup, you slip and must hunt with water in your waders, or your facemask is in your deer hunting bag.

feel free to add

[dec]

The Aw****s is what happens every morning hunt after an evening meal the night before at Taco Bell. ;D

[chicobrownbear]

Skunked: Not shooting a da*n thing all day.

see also "hunting with Travis, Kyle, & 911"

[jstalljon]

chicobrownbear said:

Skunked: Not shooting a da*n thing all day.

see also "hunting with Travis, Kyle, & 911"

LMAO...that's a classic Chico!

[mbogo]

I.R.P., Involuntary restraint program- also known as missing ;D

Indiana Black Duck- normally called a crow except on very slow days while waterfowl hunting.

[dec]

"Catch and Release Duck" - What we call common mergies when I hunt with a buddy on Erie.

[hotshot]

Retrieve trainers: coots that swim in decoys when your pup is whining at them.

[hotshot]

Lookinaroundatcabela's: You drive to Dundee, MI and stop to get gas and a meal, you leave with 5 dozen decoys, 4 new calls, and a case of hevi steel. You eaten a buffalo burger that costs 9 dollars, and your tackle bock is stocked up on every soft plastic you''ll need for three years. Somehow when you get home, a new shotgun appears out of the bottom of the pile.

[hotshot]

flectar gun camo: the rust colored flecks that appear on your gun after spending a rainy day in a blind. They appear about an hour after you get home and begin the list of things wife has for you to do since YOU got to play all morning.

[hotshot]

Hoosier limit: every one in the hunting party gets a shot at a duck. Some actually conect and bring a duck home!

[jwkimber45]

Whoare Cakes = Little Debbies

Monkey Knot = The tangled mess of decoy lines, long lines, anchor rope, any rope, anything that can get messed up, will.

[hotshot]

Ninnnnnnnng: the sound you hear in your ears when your hunting buddy's muzzle gets too close to your ears.

[stillwatersniper]

Kank 'Em! = Taking a passing shot in excess of 40 yards. Derived from the 150+ yard shots that are common at Kankakee FWA.

Grandstander = Long shot taken at a duck that kills it.

[911]

Aren't we all a bunch of comedians.

[dmd]

Dickiedo disease: A condition whereupon ones's longjohns, pants and waders stick out further than one's Dickiedo resulting in an arched back posture while relieving one's bladder in an effort to avoid dribbling down one's waders. see also Aws***s

[hotshot]

Wader sweat: the condition is characterized by inserting one's foot into waders you wore the day before and forgot to put on the boot drier. While your clothes never feel wet, they neither feel dry.

[bsutravis]

Locked Up: 1) A position that waterfowl utilize to slow their descent into your decoy spread, characterized by the wings in a cupped position and feet outward for landing. 2) A condition that afflicts Mossberg firearms during the pumping action following the first shot at the landing waterfowl. Typically the 2nd shell gets hung up somewhere between the magazine and chamber, resulting in the gun being totally useless as a weapon and might as well have a trigger lock installed on it. Locked up usually leads to swearing, screaming, and throwing of said weapon (in a safe direction) into the pond, thus creating ripples on the water that attract the waterfowl so your buddies can continue to drop their limits (and yours) while you sulk in your layout blind.

[jstalljon]

bsutravis said:

Locked Up: 1) A position that waterfowl utilize to slow their descent into your decoy spread, characterized by the wings in a cupped position and feet outward for landing. 2) A condition that afflicts Mossberg firearms during the pumping action following the first shot at the landing waterfowl. Typically the 2nd shell gets hung up somewhere between the magazine and chamber, resulting in the gun being totally useless as a weapon and might as well have a trigger lock installed on it. Locked up usually leads to swearing, screaming, and throwing of said weapon (in a safe direction) into the pond, thus creating ripples on the water that attract the waterfowl so your buddies can continue to drop their limits (and yours) while you sulk in your layout blind.

3.) 2 weeks of Chico without a "post rub out nap"

[chicobrownbear]

I do get grumpy.

[jstalljon]

chicobrownbear said:

I do get grumpy.

You need more MSG in your diet....

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