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Post by deadeer on Sept 19, 2014 23:37:01 GMT -5
I showed a picture to my grandparents of two squirrels I shot with my 22. I had them laying on a log with the gun, and my GP's asked how I got the squirrels to stay there for the picture!
Jay
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Post by squirrelhunter on Sept 20, 2014 9:16:09 GMT -5
That cows and pigs are raised for killing but wild animals aren't.
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Post by stevein on Sept 20, 2014 19:18:12 GMT -5
My first time hunting deer with a slot gun my wife asked me how I was going to get all the pellets out of the deer. Not really stupid as a lot of wives would not know the difference between shot and slugs / bullets / round balls. I just took out a slug and showed her the business end of a Rem Slugger.
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Post by stevein on Sept 20, 2014 19:22:40 GMT -5
"How can you kill a deer with those brown eyes looking at you? I usually offer them a blindfold and a cigarette
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Post by johnc911 on Sept 21, 2014 1:55:56 GMT -5
My favorite is when you tell someone you are going goose hunting and they say "if ya wanna kill geese just come to my backyard" that one drives me crazy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 7:20:02 GMT -5
My favorite is when you tell someone you are going goose hunting and they say "if ya wanna kill geese just come to my backyard" that one drives me crazy. I've been guilty of saying that myself. It's hard not to when you have 30 or 40 geese and ducks waddling through your yard on a daily basis. I can see where that would be annoying to a water fowl hunter though. I know it's apples and oranges.
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Post by firstwd on Sept 21, 2014 18:11:05 GMT -5
My favorite is when you tell someone you are going goose hunting and they say "if ya wanna kill geese just come to my backyard" that one drives me crazy. I've been guilty of saying that myself. It's hard not to when you have 30 or 40 geese and ducks waddling through your yard on a daily basis. I can see where that would be annoying to a water fowl hunter though. I know it's apples and oranges. There is more than one use for a sand wedge on a golf course. ;-)
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Post by trapperdave on Sept 21, 2014 18:38:21 GMT -5
"It's cheaper to buy meat at the store"
Lol
Either they can't hunt or haven't shopped for meat lately
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Post by chubwub on Sept 22, 2014 12:08:54 GMT -5
I have been asked that one enough that I have to restrain the urge to start slapping people when they ask it. Well...isn't it greasy? I've always heard it is. Yes... it is very greasy and an acquired taste. You probably won't like it, just give me all the geese you kill and I will eat them for you.
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Post by firstwd on Sept 22, 2014 18:10:16 GMT -5
Well...isn't it greasy? I've always heard it is. Yes... it is very greasy and an acquired taste. You probably won't like it, just give me all the geese you kill and I will eat them for you. ^^^^^^^ Yeah, this!
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Post by chubwub on Sept 23, 2014 8:19:16 GMT -5
Also, venison is full of parasites and tastes like shoe leather, just give that to me for proper disposal as well...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2014 8:40:29 GMT -5
Also, venison is full of parasites and tastes like shoe leather, just give that to me for proper disposal as well... Keep your "meat hooks" away from my venison!
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Post by chubwub on Sept 23, 2014 16:17:11 GMT -5
Another personal favorite of mine: "Oh you duck hunt, do you know about those Duck Dynasty guys?"
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Post by firstwd on Sept 23, 2014 16:44:32 GMT -5
Another personal favorite of mine: "Oh you duck hunt, do you know about those Duck Dynasty guys?" Long before mainstream reality television made them look like idiots.
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Post by chubwub on Sept 23, 2014 18:36:49 GMT -5
Another personal favorite of mine: "Oh you duck hunt, do you know about those Duck Dynasty guys?" Long before mainstream reality television made them look like idiots. Phil was always kind of crazy. You have seen the video where he kills a duck by biting its head right? I thought this was supposed to be a gentleman's sport! Lol
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Post by firstwd on Sept 23, 2014 18:41:11 GMT -5
No..... that's fox or pheasant hunting. Waterfowlers are cut throat unsociable rednecks that can't be reasoned with. We have to be to keep all the riff raff out. ;-)
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Post by featherduster on Sept 24, 2014 5:31:18 GMT -5
No..... that's fox or pheasant hunting. Waterfowlers are cut throat unsociable rednecks that can't be reasoned with. We have to be to keep all the riff raff out. ;-) GOOD ONE!
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Post by chubwub on Sept 24, 2014 9:21:38 GMT -5
No..... that's fox or pheasant hunting. Waterfowlers are cut throat unsociable rednecks that can't be reasoned with. We have to be to keep all the riff raff out. ;-) The sky busting idiots that can only do a feeding chuckle have already infiltrated our ranks. Which reminds me of another favorite: "Yeah there is nothing that call ducks in like a rolling feeding chuckle." It sure does buddy, it sure does, keep up the good work. Flares them right into our spread. /rofl
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Post by Woody Williams on Sept 25, 2014 8:55:49 GMT -5
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Post by chubwub on Sept 26, 2014 10:46:29 GMT -5
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