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Post by Sasquatch on Oct 26, 2011 20:36:55 GMT -5
Kind of like "You might be a redneck."
I'll start:
If you are vacuuming your Jeep out and find both old french fries AND
12G slugs, you might be a deer hunter!
If you find an arrow in the back of your vehicle of a type you haven't shot in three years, you might be a deer hunter!
( and a slob!)
Your turn....
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Post by lugnutz on Oct 26, 2011 20:42:46 GMT -5
You might be a deer hunter if you can smack down a burger and fries, with dried blood up to ur elbows....
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Post by windingwinds on Oct 26, 2011 20:51:20 GMT -5
If you remember the exact dates of every hunting season but forget birthdays and anniversaries.
....wear camo to the store.
....stop your car to watch deer.
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Post by steve46511 on Oct 26, 2011 20:52:24 GMT -5
If you are thinking of dating a woman from work 'cause she has 48 acres of thick hunting ground nobody hunts, a fairly new 4x4 pickup AND a four wheeler in her garage.......you might be a deer hunter. (dont you DARE laugh.....lol)
God Bless
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Post by jajwrigh on Oct 26, 2011 21:16:44 GMT -5
You might be a deer hunter if you've ever dabbed on a little doe estrous before a date because you actually find the aroma pleasing... ;D
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Oct 27, 2011 6:13:51 GMT -5
If you cannot drive anywhere year around without scanning the woods/fields for deer and then deciding on where you would place a stand to take the deer you see . Not to mention slowing down when you see a deer trail road crossing.
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Post by Woody Williams on Oct 27, 2011 6:20:05 GMT -5
When someone says," Nice wether we are having" and it has been 85+ degrees you give them an uigly stare and say "Too DANG hot to deer hunt".
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Post by 629powerport on Oct 27, 2011 8:51:37 GMT -5
When you have not been home for Thanksgiving in the last 7 years.
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Post by parson on Oct 27, 2011 9:10:15 GMT -5
If more than half of your wardrobe is labeled "Realtree", then you just might be a deer hunter!
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Post by antiwheeze on Oct 27, 2011 9:43:53 GMT -5
although she doesn't hunt, your wife knows the meaning of and recognizes a browse line!
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Post by schall53 on Oct 27, 2011 9:51:50 GMT -5
If when you get back from hunting your wife asks you if you got one, not did you catch one!
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Post by INDeerhunter on Oct 27, 2011 10:26:39 GMT -5
If you have topographic maps, aerial photos, & a sunrise/sunset chart on the walls of your home and know al the moon phases & when they occur you might be a deer hunter !
If you have camo on your vehicle, and hunting related decals plastered all over the back window of it you might be a deerhunter !
If you call into work on opening day because your " sick " or plan your vacations around or for hunting season you might be a deer hunter !
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Post by salt on Oct 28, 2011 4:38:22 GMT -5
If you are willing to pass up some rutting activity at home in order to witness some in the woods, you are a deer hunter...
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Post by huntingman on Oct 28, 2011 9:37:56 GMT -5
When you have slugs and sabots in every car and every room of the house.
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Post by Woody Williams on Oct 28, 2011 9:44:31 GMT -5
YOU MIGHT BE A DEER HUNTER......when you take the kids to the zoo and to watch the animals walk around and you think about shot placement..
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Post by Woody Williams on Oct 28, 2011 9:45:37 GMT -5
YOU MIGHT BE A DEER HUNTER......if your cell phone ring tone is a buck grunt..
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Post by 629powerport on Oct 28, 2011 11:09:34 GMT -5
YOU MIGHT BE A DEER HUNTER......when you take the kids to the zoo and to watch the animals walk around and you think about shot placement.. I think you are the WINNER!!!!! |
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Post by Sasquatch on Oct 28, 2011 13:01:09 GMT -5
YOU MIGHT BE A DEER HUNTER......when you take the kids to the zoo and to watch the animals walk around and you think about shot placement.. Yeah...I do that with farm animals too! |
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Post by Boilermaker on Oct 28, 2011 13:13:43 GMT -5
If you are willing to pass up some rutting activity at home in order to witness some in the woods, you are a deer hunter...  |
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Post by joeyb on Oct 28, 2011 13:30:09 GMT -5
You might be a deer hunter if.....
If your truck floorboards look like they might actually be growing briers and cockle-burrs.
Your bow is riding shotgun, and determines if you can take the dog for a ride to the store.
Your garage looks like a nuke went off.
There is dried blood stream from bed to bumper to spot in the drive way.
If washing camos is more important than the weekly laundry, but the wife knowing that they shall never go together. Never. Ever.
When your wife knows the difference between duck and deer camo, and what can and can't be washed with her laundry.
When your wife judges when to start cooking dinner by the sunset times.
When your bank calls cause your card has been used much more than usual, and your bank statement is reflecting the abundant purchasing of peanuts, coffee, Diet Mt. Dew in a bottle, and scent spray.
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