Turkeys, farts, and Martial Arts
Sept 28, 2023 2:11:56 GMT -5
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Post by Sasquatch on Sept 28, 2023 2:11:56 GMT -5
As some of you know I recently took the job of DOC supervisor at Clifty Falls.( I'll be the guy shuttling inmates around to help out.}
I have had to attend mandatory training inside Madison Correctional Facility, a women's prison housing around 700 level 1 and 2 female offenders. On day one a surprise audit evicted us from the training room, so to occupy us we were given a tour--dorms, library, bathrooms, etc. ( Interestingly the prison has a dog program and I was surprised to see a woman between sessions that had a room with six or seven sleeping puppies in it ). Day two was Use of Force training; the legal mumbo-jumbo and learning some strikes and holds. At one point we were learning how to fall- chin tucked, arms out. One poor lady went down and as her legs went up a loud fart echoed through the training room. Awkward.
When I finally escaped ( pun intended ) I was getting in the truck when I heard a loud thumping a few cars over. While driving past I saw a nice gobbler attacking his reflection in the door of another car.
I got a little video but unfortunately missed most of the pecking. I finished the day out learning how to check the inn pool's Chlorine and PH, and then rode around helping a guy cut stumps down to 18" so the DNR's designated stump man can get his machine on them. Also saw a brand new Gator, faster and a lot quieter than our older model. It also has wipers and a nanny feature that precludes speeds over ten MPH unless you are buckled.
All in all, a good day.
I have had to attend mandatory training inside Madison Correctional Facility, a women's prison housing around 700 level 1 and 2 female offenders. On day one a surprise audit evicted us from the training room, so to occupy us we were given a tour--dorms, library, bathrooms, etc. ( Interestingly the prison has a dog program and I was surprised to see a woman between sessions that had a room with six or seven sleeping puppies in it ). Day two was Use of Force training; the legal mumbo-jumbo and learning some strikes and holds. At one point we were learning how to fall- chin tucked, arms out. One poor lady went down and as her legs went up a loud fart echoed through the training room. Awkward.
When I finally escaped ( pun intended ) I was getting in the truck when I heard a loud thumping a few cars over. While driving past I saw a nice gobbler attacking his reflection in the door of another car.
I got a little video but unfortunately missed most of the pecking. I finished the day out learning how to check the inn pool's Chlorine and PH, and then rode around helping a guy cut stumps down to 18" so the DNR's designated stump man can get his machine on them. Also saw a brand new Gator, faster and a lot quieter than our older model. It also has wipers and a nanny feature that precludes speeds over ten MPH unless you are buckled. All in all, a good day.
