Post by oldhoyt on Oct 12, 2023 12:23:14 GMT -5
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she passes the bus driver he says, “whoah!, that’s got to be the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just gave me the worst insult!” The man says, “You just go right up there and tell him off". The woman says, "Really, should I?" The man says, "Darn right, now go on, I’ll watch your monkey.”
My wife said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” She said, “I can make any day but Tuesdays.”
A guy says to his doctor, "Doc, I can’t stop singing the songs ‘Delilah’ and "What's New
cat". The doctor replied, “Hmmm.....sounds like you might have Tom Jones syndrome.” The guy says, “I've never heard of it, is it a rare disorder?". The doctor replied, “It’s not unusual".
I decided to go on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll just see about that.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
My wife said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” She said, “I can make any day but Tuesdays.”
A guy says to his doctor, "Doc, I can’t stop singing the songs ‘Delilah’ and "What's New
cat". The doctor replied, “Hmmm.....sounds like you might have Tom Jones syndrome.” The guy says, “I've never heard of it, is it a rare disorder?". The doctor replied, “It’s not unusual".I decided to go on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll just see about that.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”