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Post by Decatur on Dec 9, 2005 11:55:38 GMT -5
Deer Hunter
A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Wisconsin near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known"
The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Dec 9, 2005 15:40:37 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by Woody Williams on Dec 9, 2005 16:01:55 GMT -5
HO, HO, HO!!
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Post by Woody Williams on Dec 9, 2005 16:35:59 GMT -5
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "God, help us. Has it come to this? OK! Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, and 22 Baptists."
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Dec 12, 2005 15:18:49 GMT -5
Good one Woody.
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