Post by shootsa410 on Jun 1, 2006 6:47:23 GMT -5
On a busy boulevard, a stressed out woman was closely tailgating another driver when suddenly, the traffic light in front of him turned yellow. The first driver stopped at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman went ballistic, pounded on the horn, dropped her make-up and cell phone, and screamed in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. The very shaken woman was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. "I'm very sorry for this mistake," the officer said. " I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the Choose Life license plate holder, the What Would Jesus Do bumper sticker, the Follow Me to Sunday- School bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
The tailgating woman went ballistic, pounded on the horn, dropped her make-up and cell phone, and screamed in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. The very shaken woman was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. "I'm very sorry for this mistake," the officer said. " I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the Choose Life license plate holder, the What Would Jesus Do bumper sticker, the Follow Me to Sunday- School bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
