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Post by Decatur on Jun 8, 2006 6:13:16 GMT -5
The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk > > > Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one > turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to > do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the > headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine > and coast into the garage. > Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, > get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee > down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my > wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late! > > "His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the > wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm > up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, > throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into > bed, slap her on the rump and say!, WHO WANTS LOVIN? !!!" and she > acts like she's sound asleep. > > It Works Every Time!
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Post by DEERTRACKS on Jun 8, 2006 7:31:05 GMT -5
Gooed one. LOL
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Post by sportsmanslodge1 on Jun 8, 2006 10:00:35 GMT -5
You know, more people might find that funny if there wasn't so much experienced truth in there!
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