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Post by featherduster on Jul 6, 2019 9:29:39 GMT -5
Q: Do you know the ideal weight of a lawyer A: About 8 lbs, including the urn!
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree A: Cut the rope
Q: Why won't a hyena eat a lawyer? A: Even hyena's have standards
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road, and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There's skid marks in front of the skunk
Q: How to you save a lawyer from drowning? A: Take you foot off his head.
Q: What do you call it when a jet full of lawyers crashes into the ocean? A: A good start.
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