A Redneck Goes to Get Icecream

[oldhoyt]

A redneck walks into an icecream shop and asks for a gallon of chocolate icecream.

The clerk tells him they are out of chocolate for the day.

The redneck says, "OK, I'll just take a pint of chocolate then."

The clerk says, "I'm sorry if I wasn't clear, we're completely out of chocolate."

The redneck says, "OK, I can get by with just a scoop of chocolate then."

The clerk is now beginning to question the redneck's intelligence. The clerk points to a sign on the counter that reads, "Sorry, we're out of chocolate today" and asks, "Can you read that sign?"

The redneck says, "Yeah, I guess?"

Unconvinced the clerk asks the redneck, "Can you tell me where the V is in vanilla?"

The redneck says, "At the beginning."

The clerk then asks, "Can you tell me where the Y is in strawberry?"

The redneck says, "At the end."

The clerk then says, "OK, one last question, can you tell me where the F is in chocolate?"

The redneck thinks for a minute and replies, "There's no F in chocolate."

The clerk says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"