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Post by oldhoyt on Mar 4, 2024 11:43:54 GMT -5
We always had great strawberries. Well, the chipmunks did anyway.
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Post by oldhoyt on Mar 4, 2024 11:21:13 GMT -5
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Post by oldhoyt on Mar 4, 2024 7:53:48 GMT -5
Three doctors start their own practice. Things are going great and they decide they need to hire another nurse. They hire a nurse and agree to meet in one week to discuss her performance. At the meeting, the first doctor says, "I'm not sure about her. I told her that her hours are 9 to 5, and she showed up at 5 AM the next morning". The second doctor said, "I know what you mean, I told her a patient was to take 1 antibiotic every 6 hours, and she told him to take 6 pills every hour". The third doctor seemed surprised, he said, "I haven't had any problems like that". Just then a blood-curdling scream came from the next room. The third doctor ran to the door and looked inside. He then turned back to the other 2 doctors and said, "Oh, I see what you mean". The other doctors asked what happened. The third doctor said, "I told her that guy needed a boil prikked."
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Post by oldhoyt on Mar 1, 2024 9:08:52 GMT -5
A redneck walks into an icecream shop and asks for a gallon of chocolate icecream.
The clerk tells him they are out of chocolate for the day.
The redneck says, "OK, I'll just take a pint of chocolate then."
The clerk says, "I'm sorry if I wasn't clear, we're completely out of chocolate."
The redneck says, "OK, I can get by with just a scoop of chocolate then."
The clerk is now beginning to question the redneck's intelligence. The clerk points to a sign on the counter that reads, "Sorry, we're out of chocolate today" and asks, "Can you read that sign?"
The redneck says, "Yeah, I guess?"
Unconvinced the clerk asks the redneck, "Can you tell me where the V is in vanilla?"
The redneck says, "At the beginning."
The clerk then asks, "Can you tell me where the Y is in strawberry?"
The redneck says, "At the end."
The clerk then says, "OK, one last question, can you tell me where the F is in chocolate?"
The redneck thinks for a minute and replies, "There's no F in chocolate."
The clerk says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
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Post by oldhoyt on Mar 1, 2024 7:28:41 GMT -5
I predict the hot bait on the walleye circuit this year will be lead sinkers. Last year guys were catching big walleyes just loaded with the things!
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Post by oldhoyt on Feb 28, 2024 12:23:51 GMT -5
Unless that goat belonged to my wife, I'd have a sudden need to study up on Kentuck barbeque. They love their barbequed goat in Kentucky.
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Post by oldhoyt on Feb 27, 2024 8:38:50 GMT -5
I saw this on another forum, no idea where it is or how high off the ground it is. I could see someone doing it on purpose to get a cool handle in an axe. If they had a lot of patience
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Post by oldhoyt on Feb 26, 2024 14:01:01 GMT -5
There's a little slide lever that locks the lever in place. The lever won't move until you release it.
Hopefully, that's the issue.
I've always liked Savage 99s.
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Post by oldhoyt on Feb 26, 2024 7:15:41 GMT -5
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm.
He bellowed to his First Mate, "Quickly now, bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Quickly now, bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was won!
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battles?"
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their leader for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Quickly now, bring me my brown pants!!!"
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Post by oldhoyt on Feb 21, 2024 7:21:08 GMT -5
The venison flavored whiskey is $65 for a 200 ml bottle - it takes 5 of those to make a liter and a liter is about a quart. At $325 per quart, a gallon will run you $1,300. I'll just eat a nice venison steak or chop and sip on a little Jim Beam.
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Post by oldhoyt on Feb 20, 2024 10:07:00 GMT -5
It's junk. Send it to me, I neen an achor for my kayak.
JK - I don't know if the dowel is the issue, but I believe it is used for a plug, to limit the capacity of the magazine. Can't imagine having it in 2 pieces would help anything, but the gun should cycle whether it is place or not. Maybe being in 2 pieces it was able to bind up your mag spring?
Hope you fix it!
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 31, 2024 7:26:35 GMT -5
Done. The questions do seem to drone on a bit.
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 30, 2024 14:43:33 GMT -5
Four years older than the last guy.
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 25, 2024 12:32:47 GMT -5
Lots of food for turkeys on the horizon
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 25, 2024 11:13:11 GMT -5
For those that don't know, here's what the numbers in tire size mean. For example, size 225/55/R17.
The 225 is the tread width in milimeters, about 8.9 inches. So the 215 size is one centimeter narrower than the 225 size.
55 is the aspect ratio, meaning the height of the sidewall as a percent of the tread width. In this case the sidewall height would about 124 milimeters, or about 4.9 inches.
17 is the wheel size (diameter) in inches.
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 23, 2024 14:50:06 GMT -5
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 22, 2024 16:35:11 GMT -5
Crazy what the are charging for lever actions these days.
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 15, 2024 8:29:29 GMT -5
Many, many moons ago, I had a red and black buffalo plain lined shirt. It was a K-Mart special, all polyester, with a quilted lining with some light fill material. It was more of a shirt than a jacket. It was great for hunting early in the season. I had it for a few years and wore it all the time in the fall.
Anyway, suddenly it was nowhere to be found. I went nuts looking for it. Finally after a few days of looking I asked my wife if she'd seen it. I hadn't asked her until then because whenever I ask if she knows where something is I get the look, and the speech "If you put things where they belong you wouldn't be looking for them!"
The wife told me she noticed it was frayed at the cuff, had a small hole from a brushpile ember and was missing a button, so she THREW IT AWAY!!!!! She said, "What's the big deal, just go get another one". I tried but wasn't able to find anything like it. Thinking about her throwing that shirt away now, and I just realized, if I'd done what first came to mind, they'd probably have let me out by now.
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 11, 2024 11:12:33 GMT -5
A man was reading the paper after breakfast when he came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known primarily for his lack of IQ and common sense. He turned to his wife with a questioning look on his face and said: "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why, thank you dear!"
Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River looking across at the Promised Land. The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to the three surprised Americans, "Contrary to what you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan River." As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he assured them by saying, "Don't worry. You will sink only proportionally to your sins on earth. The more you have sinned, the more you will sink into the water." The three American sages of political lore looked at one another, trying to determine who would be the first brave soul to cross the Jordan River. Finally, George W. Bush volunteered to go first. Slowly he began to wade out into the river, and slowly the water began to get higher and higher, reaching to his waist. George began to sweat, thinking of all his sins that were coming back to haunt him. He was beginning to wonder if he would ever see the other side. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, he began to emerge on the river's bank. As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to see which one of the other brave souls was going next. A shock of surprise registered on his face, as he saw Al Gore almost in the middle of the river, and the water was only up to his ankles. He turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I know Al Gore, and I know he has sinned much, much more than that!" Before the Archangel Michael could reply, Al Gore shouted back, "I'm standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
The sheep dog says to the farmer, “Here are your 20 sheep.” The farmer says, “but I only have 17 sheep.” “I know,” says the sheep dog, “I rounded them up.”
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Post by oldhoyt on Jan 8, 2024 15:06:32 GMT -5
You know what they say, "Bring enough gun".
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